Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
if youre on a date with someone at a restaurant and they start being boring just slowly edge your seat away until you’re back home again
Spending money I don’t have on things I don’t need when America is 3 fucking months away. What the fuck is wrong with me.
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
"911 what’s your emergency?"
it’s….. the president… he hasn’t been online for over 4 months…. i don’t think he’s alive
Someone is going to end up getting hurt I can see it now
- Failing a test you studied really hard for
- Getting replaced in a friendship
- Getting ignored
- Having something that you’re looking forward to, get cancelled
- Having to fight back tears in front of people
- Finding out that the person you like, likes someone else
- Showing your parents something you’re proud of only to get a disinterested reply