You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.


hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

"if she mentions it more than once,
it’s bothering her."

I’ve had the best time these past two weeks, I sign the lease to my apartment tomorrow which is right in the middle of Sydney! And I’m so unbelievably happy with how my new job has turned out!